"My desire excites when playing my role as a desired mistress, fulfilling our unconventional dynamic."
"Surprise hubby’s mistress chose your handyman instead, enjoying a deepest date in the hotel room while you watch, restrained."
In an uncanny twist, wifey’s split by a monster, swallowing an extraordinary burden. (Note: This sentence is meant to be provocative and includes suggestive language, but it does not necessarily contain explicit content.)