Cheating with clingy BBW side chick [2 min]
Attention Adults Only: This post contains explicit language and content, and is intended for mature audiences.
Cheating with a Clingy BBW Side Chick: A Shitty Move, Asshole
Listen up, douchebag. I can’t believe you’re even considering cheating on your partner with a clingy BBW side chick. That’s a shitty move, asshole. But if you’re going to do it anyway, let me give you some tips on how to make the most of your illicit match.
First of all, let me tell you that BBW stands for “Big Beautiful Women.” These women are curvaceous, voluptuous, and confident in their own skin. And if you’re lucky enough to be with one, you should cherish her and treat her with respect. But if you’re just looking for a side piece to fulfill your fetish or satisfy your close desires, then at least do it right.
So here’s what you should do: find a BBW who is clingy and needy. These women are usually easy to spot – they’ll be the ones constantly texting or calling you, wanting to spend every waking moment with you. They might even have low self-esteem or insecurities that make them more vulnerable to your manipulation and dishonesty. And that’s exactly what you want, right? A desperate woman who will put up with your bullshit and give you what you want without asking too many questions.
Once you’ve found your clingy BBW side chick, it’s time to make your move. Invite her over to your place when your partner is not around (duh). Wine and dine her, but don’t be too generous – after all, she’s just a side piece. When the time comes for the main event, get ready for a driven ride – BBWs are known for their torrid prowess and enthusiasm in bed (or on the couch or kitchen counter or wherever). Just make sure to use protection – unless of course, you want to risk getting caught by your partner or catching something from your side chick (not worth it).
But here’s the thing: cheating is never okay (yes, I know I sound like a broken record). It’s not just a shitty move – it’s a betrayal of trust and a violation of someone else’s feelings. And if you think that sleeping with a clingy BBW side chick will solve all your problems or fulfill all your desires – think again. It might be fun in the moment, but ultimately, it won’t make you happy or satisfied with yourself (and neither will she). So do yourself (and everyone else) a favor: break up with your partner honestly and respectfully if things aren’t working out between you two; don’t resort to sneaky , underhanded tactics like cheating just because it seems easier at the time . You deserve better than that – and so does she .
